I can somewhat understand this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6197921.stm

I found this online

E! S! O! P! H! A! G! U! S!

I get organized.

I bought a desk!
Only took me four months.

Oh, and it snowed.

When the temperature finally holds steady below freezing, I am pretty sure this place will be covered. It rains or snows at least every other day here.

snowboarding.

First graders are dumb

"Adam-sensei, what is kame in English?"
"um... turtle"
"Ding ding ding! Good job! Wow!"

...are ya serious?

I need to get a paper route immediately...

Yup.

This is no joke.